annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

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eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

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drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

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endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

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shodaimeganuron:

instant friends

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realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

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finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

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